Ever notice that trains doors are actually quite high up from the ground? *dumb-ass reply about there being no steps to get onto trains* No, the reason you don’t step up is because the platform is raised, which means you don’t need steps. Read More »
I know you’ve thought about, specifically during maths. What the hell would you do if the zed invasion broke out while you were in class, or even out in the yard at lunch time? Read More »
Recently, my favourite member of ZAP (purely because he’s most likely to go all insane Rambo on all the zombie asses) struggled to get the concept of a “go” bag through the skulls of his many, many, many, many, many (almost 16,000 many) fans. Read More »
Finally, we have returned to the home land. As great as it was travelling to a few countries and experiencing the ways of life of our fellow human beings (more or less like home, just with unnecessary languages and more cheese), I couldn’t feel more at rest knowing I’m home. But honestly, can you blame me? We speak English, we have better beer, we can buy Quarter Pounders and can watch the footy and look forward to seeing more than one goal in a game (and I’m a Richmond supporter!). It’s not like everything was horribly uncomfortable in Europe, however. Italy was quite a site with beautiful mountains, picturesque villages and people magnet attractions, one of their many faults. One of these little gems was our main stop. Venice is one of the places people picture when they think romance and magical getaways but they were all going to die anyways. What people should be seeing are survival opportunities for when the dead rise, and I’m here to rain on your rose shaded parade. Read More »